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officialunitedstates:

man inside bathroom of fancy restaurant blows on your hands instead of you using hand dryer, giving place a more personable feel

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

The guy I’m seeing just called periods “Satan’s Waterfall”. Omf I’m literally crying…I haven’t heard a better description or been more in love in my life.

"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
-me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via seyfriieds)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love